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remington, September 28th, 2010, 9:04 pm

- Alright, I'm all caught up with your comments and stuff. Sorry for the delay!

HALLOWEEN QUESTION OF THE DAY: What's the weirdest thing you ever got from Trick or Treating?

My Answer: This lady in my neighborhood would always give us Christian pamphlets for her church along with some hard candy she probably kept in a bowl somewhere since 1975. It was the same thing every year.

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My sister, quite literaly, got a face full of loose change

posted by UpsideDown8 on October 26th, 2010, 9:24 am


I don't go trick or treating but the butcher in our village one year gave out calf eyes 8|
but thenperants complained
so he dide'nt do it again
which i thought was sad D;

posted by @pple on October 26th, 2010, 9:24 am


3rd panel. Luffinpuff is not amused.

Also, Eric is made of some pretty stern stuff. His two buddies look a little creeped out, but not him.

posted by Asiaticfox on October 26th, 2010, 9:30 am


I got a religious coloring book about the evil of Halloween. :/

posted by BubblegumPunk on October 26th, 2010, 9:44 am



posted by James Birdsong on October 26th, 2010, 10:44 am


lol I love how freaked out the black haired kid looks.
Oh! last year this guy didn't have any candy so he gave me a potato.
I still have it in the freezer, it looks like Goofy.

posted by Starlight Scorpius on October 26th, 2010, 11:01 am


A really old lady once gave me a peanut. not a sealed pack of peanuts, not a handful of peanuts, but one peanut in it's shell. it was weird :|

Oh, also a guy ran out of candy so he gave everyone in our group a VHS that he claimed had old football games taped on it. We didn't watch them to find out.

posted by Sunnykitty on October 26th, 2010, 12:04 pm


I also got a little Christian pamphlet while Trick-or-Treating once. It was a comic about how Satan has control of Halloween and about how, and they used these exact words, "God hates Halloween."

It was crazy.

posted by SushiGummy on October 26th, 2010, 1:04 pm


I find the Christian pamphlet thing weird... Since my church loves Halloween xD

But I think the weirdest thing I've gotten was a cookie... so not that weird at all, actually :I

posted by VanKouen on October 26th, 2010, 1:20 pm


Bingo hall AND Beauty school! Silent Hill has nothing on this place.

Huh, think one time got a candy cane, the small ones. First t stores, now my treats bag. Sneaky Christmas.

posted by RazorD9 on October 26th, 2010, 1:55 pm


I got a roll of electrical tape once.

posted by deepcheese on October 26th, 2010, 2:06 pm



@ @pple - Yeesh! Think of all the eyeless calves that year...

@ Asiaticfox - Well, it's mostly because it's the same sort of haunted house Luffinpuff has made for him since he was a little kid. But he IS putting on the "tough guy" act for sure.

@ BubblegumPunk - Color these Halloween sinners burning in hell, kids!

@ James Birdsong - Ahh, the old standby of cranky old people who can't be bothered to buy candy.

@ Starlight Scorpius - Haha, that's a great one! And much healthier than Milk Duds or whatever!

@ baryltdf - I hope you went and bought 20 dollars worth of discounted after-Halloween candy.

@ Sunnykitty - Were you dressed as an elephant? And I'd be wary of watching some weird guy's VHS tapes. They might be recordings of his murders or something.

@ SushiGummy - Oh man, was it a JACK CHICK tract? He puts out a buttload of Christian mini-comic books about the evils of things like D&D, Islam, and yes, Halloween. Here's an example: http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0032/0032_01.asp?Store=True WELCOME TO THE ABYSS, TIMMY!

@ VanKouen - Some churches are more crazy than others. Sounds like you belong to one of the good ones!

@ RazorD9 - Christmas is kind of a jerk like that. It shows up in stores in like September and then steamrolls Halloween out of there by November 1st. At least you didn't get, like, fruitcake or something.

@ deepcheese - Hahaha, a very practical treat for the electrical-minded tot!

@ MoreThanOnce - Yes. They will all die. And then this comic will be about ghosts. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

posted by remington on October 26th, 2010, 2:24 pm


The strangest thing I ever got was free karate lessons. Not very crazy but not candy.

posted by Bageluigi on October 26th, 2010, 3:38 pm


I got myself once. There was much confusion. We're okay now, though.

posted by Phoenix of Chaos on October 26th, 2010, 3:51 pm


Ive gotten toothbrushes and apples... on the same halloween.

I don't think I went to that house ever again >:( I want candy, not healthy teeth!
Luffinpuffs purple hair=love<3
I like it more than his pink hair!

posted by xxamaterasu on October 26th, 2010, 4:17 pm


Once I got some mini coloring book with a story in it. Problem was, the story was in Spanish, so I had no idea what it was about. There were pictures of people trick-or-treating and a girl in the hospital though.

Luffpin looks fantastic in purple.

posted by amymist on October 26th, 2010, 4:27 pm


The weirdest thing I got was a stuffed animal . Which wasn't super weird , until I realized that it was an easter bunny . Complete with basket and easter candies .

Oh and I've gotten a few Archie comics , but I just thought that was wicked .

posted by The One That's Not Dead (Guest) on October 26th, 2010, 5:09 pm


I think the weirdest thing I've ever gotten during halloween was half a pack of cigarettes.
I was like four and they were very drunk and out of candy. xD
I also got a lemon from this one lady once, I had to choose between it and a tomato because she ran out of bananas apparently.
I don't know if she was a health freak or what, but I'm pretty sure she was also the one who gave me toothpaste the next year. No toothbrush though. eme;;;

posted by DARK_Yukari on October 26th, 2010, 6:10 pm


The weirdest thing I got from Halloween is... uh... candy. People are so unoriginal where I trick or treated :(

I wanted to hear the whole story of the house ;o;

posted by ZaneZandell on October 26th, 2010, 7:07 pm


Re: the Halloween Chick Track -- Looks like poor little Timmy got what was coming to him, what with his hanging out with 38-year-old white trash and all. I love how, in Jack Chick's eyes, "worldly" means "sunglasses and a mullet."

posted by JoJo on October 26th, 2010, 7:46 pm


Got a pack of floss and those tiny toothpaste samples.

gawd lawwwll luffula xD

posted by makinsushi on October 26th, 2010, 7:52 pm


I got a buttered bagel one time.

posted by Apple-Tackle on October 26th, 2010, 8:47 pm


Well he was GONNA give us peanut butter cups... but when he noticed our age, he gave us these strawberry lollipops that were shaped like detailed penises. It had these little gummies that were supposed to be the hair on the testicles.... He got them from the XXX shop down by the Video store.

posted by Topazmagic on October 26th, 2010, 8:50 pm


I got a gross squishy eyeball thing that wasn't candy and I wasn't meant to take. It was just decorating the candy bowl, but I was like "Sweet! Gross eyeball things! Yoink!"

posted by The Radical on October 26th, 2010, 10:17 pm


Yes! That was it!

I love those comics, they're so messed up. My favorite part was how they easily escaped the Abyss. Really, demon guys, if you expect them to stay there for all eternity, at least lock the back door. Seriously now, it took them a stinking minute to escape.

Oh, then Timmy gets hit by a car, and they never speak of the crazy house ever again.

posted by SushiGummy on October 27th, 2010, 4:59 am


i have to confess that I've never done trick or treat, but that's because I live in finland and we don't celebrate halloween - that's a good excuse to have costumeparties, tho'...
still some kids do trick or treat and we never have anything to give. :C last year we got toothpaste on our door because of that....

posted by VItamInPIll on October 27th, 2010, 10:14 am


@ Bageluigi - No, I disagree. That IS crazy! And useful to boot.

@ Phoenix of Chaos - What is this I don't even

@ xxamaterasu - The Healthiest Halloween there ever was. What a rip!

@ amymist - NO ME DIGAS! At least it wasn't colored in already.

@ The One That's Not Dead - Easter, the silent threat, looming just after Christmas... actually they were probably just lazy.

@ DARK_Yukari - Oh dear. I hope you didn't smoke them. The lemon, I mean.

@ Zaazu - "You're an ADULT. Adults don't eat candy. Adults eat MEAT."

@ ZaneZandell - Don't worry, it was mostly the same for me. Not that I'm complaining!

@ JoJo - I'm really not sure how old Timmy is supposed to be. Chick fluctuates between drawing him like a kid and a middle aged dude.

@ makinsushi - Hmm, there seems to be a trend of this! You must be visiting dentists' houses.

@ Apple-Tackle - Well that's not very practical! It's gonna get butter on everything. And who wants buttery candy, REALLY.

@ Topazmagic - Oh jeez, what a creeper! You just know he thought he was sooo clever springing that on older trick or treaters. Couldn't that be like sexual harrassment or something?

@ The Radical - Well, it was their fault for putting such a rad eyeball there.

@ Blue-Senoire - Maybe you're the only person who ever got a rock. YOU EVER THINK OF THAT??

@ VItamInPIll - I forget that I have many international readers :( So sorry you have to miss the best holiday!

posted by remington on October 27th, 2010, 2:54 pm

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